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Now Cocaine Energy drink will return in the US on February 1st 2008, to retake its place at the front of the energy drink pack. For our loyal customers and readers… You’ll be able to get your hands on this in less than a week.

For those of you who have never tried the drink, it comes in three varieties: Original (burn), Cut (no burn) and Free (0 calories). Cocaine Energy is 3.5 x stronger than the leading competitors and is loaded with a whopping 280mg of Caffiene.

Here’s a quick controversial video with the maker of Cocaine Energy Drink…

Remember! Just say NO to drugs… say YES to Cocaine Energy Drink. Buy at our store

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Cocaine is Baaack!

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Brawndo? The Thirst Mutilator

Who needs bottled water when you have cans of Brawndo? Omni Consumer Products, working with industry leader Redux Beverages, and in agreement with 20th Century Fox Films, are bringing the future to life. Officially licensed from the 2006 dystopic hit Idiocracy by Mike Judge (Office Space, Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill), Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator is a refreshing and energizing lemon-lime endurance supplement beverage. It’s bright green with a smooth tangy flavor, and packed with 200 mg of caffeine, taurine, inositol, guarana, and electrolytes. It’s available in a yellow, 16 oz aluminum can, promently featuring the logo and the insightful commentary from the movie: “It’s got what plants crave!”

Already receiving tremendous response, Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator was recently named “One of the top ten movie products we wish we had” and one of the “Best of 2007” by Maxim Magazine. It was chosen as the official drink of the 2007 Berkeley Film Festival, and has appeared on G4TV, Wired, the Onion, and more recently, has been all over the most widely-trafficked social news sites: Slashdot, Digg, Fark, and more.

“We are proud to have brought Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator to market with the current industry leader in beverage innovation” said Omni Consumer Products Founder, Pete Hottelet. “Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator is a perfect fit with Redux’ product vision, which stands for quality and character,” added Redux Founder, Jamey Kirby. “With Brawndo we have an excellent way to support Mike Judge’s creative work, as well as provide a great tasting drink. Even those who don’t know the movie will enjoy its great taste and superior endurance supplementation.”

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BRAWNDO – The Mutilator?

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I just love the fact that the fourth “Wise Man” was not offering one can of Red Bull, but it’s obvious the guy bought in Bulk! More than likely he bought it at our store.

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Red Bull Christmas Commercial Yanked!

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Do you feel the BURN?

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